Banter
| Garrus Vakarian: | All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander hives at the start of combat? |
| Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: | Uh, I give up. |
| Garrus Vakarian: | Correct! |
| Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: | All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster. |
| Garrus Vakarian: | Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi. |
| Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: | Gotta respect the classics. |
| Garrus Vakarian: | How many humans does it to activate a dormant relay? |
| Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: | 602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo? |
| Garrus Vakarian: | He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease? |
| Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: | You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me? |
| Garrus Vakarian: | Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven. |
| Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: | All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease? |
| Garrus Vakarian: | So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills. |
| Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: | Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face? |
| Garrus Vakarian: | Figuring which side took the hit! |
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