cerberus
(Source: justjasper)
Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our methods, but by what we seek to accomplish.
(Source: nthmetal)
Good Urz, Best Dog. God gave me talent and imagination and this is what I do with it. Well, goodnight.
Mass Effect 3 Golden Book
Stole this idea from Mr. Cooley. Buy his book.
The civilizations of the galaxy call it… The Lebowski Effect
Look I really don’t have a good explanation for these.
Edit: A couple of these were thought up by SA posters but I can’t find where they did so (big thread) to credit them so sorry about that guys! The Nihlus and Sovereign ones (the best ones) were definitely theirs.
(in which the mass effect series finally introduces a significant chinese character and ireny immediately proceeds to make fun of him for it)
seriously, though, i get that kai leng is supposed to be this ~feared assassin~ who ~kills things~ with his ~katana~
and ~eats cereal~but all i see is someone who’s trying way too hard to be edgy and cool (seriously bro, that ponytail), and all you know about him if you haven’t read the novels is that he’s supposedly super dangerous, but if you play your cards right he doesn’t even kill anybody he’s assigned to kill except for one guy whom he wasn’t assigned to kill anyway. i mean seriously, kai leng, what are you even doingso i actually find him kind of endearing in a “you’re so stupid” kind of way. obviously this didn’t prevent me from shanking him first chance i got, because nobody messes with my crew and gets away with it, but, you know.
kai leng, man.
ahaha Kai Leng is Singaporean. Or Malaysian. Or Singlish/Manglish has spread to all chinese by the 22nd century. Either way, this is excellent.