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From Omega to Mars
From the Council to the seediest bars
From the reaches of space
To the pillars of Asari grace

There are battle-worn batarians lacking in humility
Turians a braggin’ bout their reach and flexibility
The clutter of the cities spreads to the loneliest stars

But no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard

In the Citadel’s halls
Inside the shining walls
Hear the stories from Earth
Fighters try to prove their worth

Salarian science smothered in idium
About as stimulating as scanning for irridium
But one tale holds every mind enthralled

Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard

COMMANDER SHEPARD!

Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard

Never be better than Commander Shepard

ASSUMING CONTROL