You’re such a dick Garrus.
Pony Effect 2 is the only video you need to watch today.
(Source: themarysue.com)
From Omega to Mars
From the Council to the seediest bars
From the reaches of space
To the pillars of Asari grace
There are battle-worn batarians lacking in humility
Turians a braggin’ bout their reach and flexibility
The clutter of the cities spreads to the loneliest stars
But no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard
In the Citadel’s halls
Inside the shining walls
Hear the stories from Earth
Fighters try to prove their worth
Salarian science smothered in idium
About as stimulating as scanning for irridium
But one tale holds every mind enthralled
Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard
COMMANDER SHEPARD!
Cos no matter what scars you bear
Whatever uniform you wear
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leaopard
But you’ll never be better than Commander Shepard
Never be better than Commander Shepard
ASSUMING CONTROL
Mass Effect 2 + Muse’s “Take a Bow [Symphonic Mix]”
I just had an eargasm. Eyegasm. Crossovergasm? Oh God there are no words to describe how epic this is @_@
So this is what happens if you screw up on the Arrival DLC.
Commander Shepard Is Still A Jerk
Wrex: Shepard
Shepard: WrexREBLOG FOREVER.
(via overtly-sexual-catbug)
M4 (Part II)- Faunts
This song has been on repeat in my head for the better part of the past three days. It thought this was just a song Bioware made up for the credits of the first Mass Effect, but it turns out Faunts is an actual band that made this song before the game even came out.